Making the World Cooler
One SOUL At A Time
Hell is having a clearance sale and the Devil has one hell of a deal for you...
For a limited time you can buy SOULS back from the Devil for the LOW, LOW PRICE OF $6.66! That's right, only Six Dollars and Sixty Six Cents.
The fully customized and printable TRANSFER OF SOUL POSSESSION is a high resolution PDF document suitable for framing and ready for your mark. Do your part to stop Global Warming and start the cooling with the purchase of your SOUL or anyone elses. Gift SOULs are also available.
When you purchase a SOUL from ReSOULD, $1.00 is added to the charity fund to help end Global Warming. Every time ReSOULd releases 666 SOULS we cut a check for $666.00 to the charity with the most votes. To vote for your favorite charity, buy a SOUL now.
Click for samples of the TRANSFER Of SOUL POSSESSION
Don't stop at just one SOUL though, (as if you could), because when ReSOULd reaches 666,666 SOULS sold, we're cutting a check for $666,666.00 to the all time highest voted charity. That means we're paying out a grand total of $1,333,332.00 to help stop Global Warming. Your participation translates into a cooler planet for your children and their children. Forget about crazy carbon credit schemes... ReSOULd SOULS are the only novelty gift available that ACTUALLY HELPS COOL THE PLANET.
TOP TEN REASONS TO BUY A SOUL
- #10 For that someone who has everything. Buy their SOUL back from the Devil!
- #9 Birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s and Father’s Day…. Buying a SOUL back from Hell takes Re-Gifting to a whole new level!
- #8 Buy the SOUL of an entire family and pass it round on holidays to the person whose made the most effort to cool the planet!
- #7 Employers… own the SOULS of your Employees.
(They probably sold their SOUL to get the job anyway...) - #6 Best Friends… trade your SOULs and keep the most important part of each other forever!
- #5 As an engagement gift, diamonds are forever but SOULS are eternal.
- #4 Prove to your friends you actually have one.
- #3 Employees… own your Boss’s SOUL; think of the bargaining power when you have your next review for a raise!
- #2 Looks great on a resume.
- #1 And the Number One reason to buy a SOUL is...
To
STOP GLOBAL WARMING!
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