Fantastic Awesome Questions

Q: Can buying a soul really help to slow or stop Global Warming?
A: Yes it can, as you can see we are donating considerable sums to Global Warming Charities. They may use the funds to increase awareness, step-up conservation or speed up research and development of ecologically sound alternative energies and technologies that decrease the rate of Global Warming.

Q: Is this just a gimmick to capitalize on the fears of the masses?
A: We're glad you asked. Regardless of whether we profit from selling souls, a large portion of your payment is going toward helping solve Global Warming. We hope that by providing a humorous novelty at the same time as donating funds we can be part of the American Dream and at the same time help to better ourselves and the Global COmmunity as a whole. You might call it Altruistic Capitalism.

Q: Is there really a soul?
A: Would I lie to you?

Q: Will I be saved from Eternal Torment if I purchase my own soul?
A: If you promise to never sin again.

Q: How can I own someone elses soul?
A: Easily. Purchase it here!

Q: What happens if two or more people buy the same soul?
A: That is classified information, I'll tell you in exchange for your soul. Maybe.

Q: I don't believe you can sell souls, this must be illegal.
A: That's not a question. You can't prove I'm not selling souls.